Some examples of medical slang.

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4) professionalisms (the words used in a definite profession): egg (bomb), tin-fish (submarine), outer (a knockout blow).

5) dialectisms. Eg.: kirk-(church), nay (no).

6) vulgarisms, i.e. coarse words that are usually not used in public. They are of different degrees of vulgarity. Eg.: son of a bitch, rat you - пропади ты пропадом! damn you! грубже слова: seum -полное дерьмо, bullshit, bastard - ублюдок, негодяй; selfish bitch - эгоистическая стерва, to fuck (fuck) - тр.

Captain Kangaroo - head of a paediatrics department

Freud Squad - psychiatry department

Gasser, gas passer, gas man - anaesthetist Slasher - surgeon

Short-order chef - morgue worker

Stream team - the urology service collectively

Baby catcher - obstetrician

Bean - n. kidney

Blue pipe - vein

Cabbage and tomato ward - ward for comatose patients Departure lounge - geriatric ward

Virgin abdomen - n. a patient that has never had abdominal surgery before, implying that there will be little intra-abdominal scarring

DIC - "death is coming" - colloquial interpretation of the initials for disseminated intravascular coagulation

DOA - dead on arrival (JCAHO approved abbreviation) JIC - "Jesus is calling"

O-sign - n. used to describe a comatose patient with his mouth agape

Q-sign - n. similar to an O-sign but with the patient's tongue protruding

Digging for worms - varicose vein removal surgery

Foreverectomy - a surgical procedure that lasts a very long time

Lap - adj. a surgery performed laparoscopically - e.g. lap-chole (laparoscopic

cholecystectomy), lap-appy (laparscopic appendectomy)

Oligoneuronal ("few neurons") - stupid

Pneumo-cephalic - stupid (means "airhead")

Pumpkin positive - lacking in intelligence; implies that the patient's brain is so small that shining a torch into their mouth would cause their head to light up like a pumpkin

Fascinoma: a "fascinating" tumor; any interesting or amusing malignancy A hole-in-one: a gunshot wound through the mouth or rectum

 

Eating in: intravenous feeding

Acute lead poisoning - gunshot wound

Albatross - chronically ill patient who will remain with a doctor until one or other of them expire

Appy - person with suspected appendicitis

Ash cash - money for signing a cremation form

Ax(e) - surgeon

Banana - patient with jaundice

Betty - a patient with diabetes

Blade - surgeon

Blood suckers - those who take blood samples, e.g. lab techs Blown mind - gunshot wound to the head Blue blower - patient with severe lung disease Blue pipe - vein (as opposed to "red pipe" or artery) Box - to die

Brain fly - electroconvulsive therapy (ЕСТ) for depression

C&T ward - coma ward - "cabbages and turnips"

COPD - chronic old persons disease (unwell, no specific cause)

D&D - divorced and desperate (middle ages female who visits doctor weekly just for

male attention)

Dance - the process of tying a surgical gown behind the surgeon's back

Discharged downstairs - transferred to the morgue

Doc in a box - a small clinic / health centre, with ever-changing staff

Donorcycle - motorbike: the biggest cause of donated organs!

Dishwasher - sterilization machine

Duck - portable urinal for bedridden male hospital patients

Eating in - intravenous feeding

Eternal care - intensive care (for a patient who won't come out again)

Flower sign - flowers at a bedside, denotes patient has a supportive family and might

be candidate for early discharge

FORD - Found On Road Dead

FOS - Found On Street: unidentified dead homeless person

Fruit salad - group of stroke patients, all unable to take care of themselves

Garden - neurosurgical intensive care ward, so called because of the "vegetables"

found there

Gardening - attending to patients in neurological intensive care

GI Rounds - a meal (GI = gastrointestinal)

God's waiting room - intensive care unit and / or geriatric unit

Grape sign - grapes at a bedside, denotes patient has a supportive family and might

be candidate for early discharge

Grapes - haemorrhoids

Hammer - local anesthetic

Hepatology Conference - doctors meeting at a pub or bar (no late appointment, I'm

going to a hepatology conference)

HIVI - Husband Is Village Idiot

Knife-happy - an overly enthusiastic surgeon

Meat hooks - surgical instruments

Metabolic clinic - the tea room

OBE - Open Both Ends (known in UK as DNV - Diarrhoea and Vomiting) Parentectomy - removing parents as an effective cure for a child's problems PIA - Pain in the Ass Psychoceramics - psycho-geriatrics

Raisin Farm - old person's home, geriatric ward etc (also Raisin Farmer - person

who runs old persons' home)

RT - room temperature (dead)

Shadow gazer - radiologist

Stamp - skin graft

VIP - Very Intoxicated Person

White mice - tampons

 

FORD - Found On Road Dead

FOS - Found On Street: unidentified dead homeless person

Fruit salad - group of stroke patients, all unable to take care of themselves

Garden - neurosurgical intensive care ward, so called because of the "vegetables"

found there

Gardening - attending to patients in neurological intensive care

GI Rounds - a meal (GI = gastrointestinal)

God's waiting room - intensive care unit and / or geriatric unit

Grape sign - grapes at a bedside, denotes patient has a supportive family and might

be candidate for early discharge

Grapes - haemorrhoids

Hammer - local anesthetic

Hepatology Conference - doctors meeting at a pub or bar (no late appointment, I'm

going to a hepatology conference)

HIVI - Husband Is Village Idiot

Knife-happy - an overly enthusiastic surgeon

Meat hooks - surgical instruments

Metabolic clinic - the tea room

OBE - Open Both Ends (known in UK as DNV - Diarrhoea and Vomiting) Parentectomy - removing parents as an effective cure for a child's problems PIA - Pain in the Ass Psychoceramics - psycho-geriatrics

Raisin Farm - old person's home, geriatric ward etc (also Raisin Farmer - person

who runs old persons' home)

RT - room temperature (dead)

Shadow gazer - radiologist

Stamp - skin graft

VIP - Very Intoxicated Person

White mice – tampons